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Toilet Camper

Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas
Dude, there has been a guy in that toilet for over an hour now, he's such a Toilet Camper
by Richmond Kdik December 27, 2015
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Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.
Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!
by pdiddy19 August 22, 2016
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toilet cam

A surveillance device used to watch, monitor, or record certain sensitive areas of interest expel or discharge liquids, solids, or both.
Damn what is junk jammer doing in the bathroom? I don't know but we will flip on the toilet cam and find out.
by jajalexjander the firm February 11, 2017
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toilet paper tongue

A form of anal cunnilingus (booty eating) performed right after the booty that will be eaten gets done laying a fat log without wiping
P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?

P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
by Jerwizzlefoshizzle November 16, 2017
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toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.
by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017
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toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.
How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.
by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018
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TOILETING

I am TOILETING
by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020
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