todat

The jazz method of saying today. In the style of skat singing

Adam: Did you know that there is a Miles Davis gig on TV todat?

Fred: Really, man that's rad.

by Jeff Dean January 26, 2010

toda moda

definition: a word describing anyone or anything you could possibly want it to explain.

background: the store in Josua tree near the crals junior that sells fashionable items for that part of the world. Teenage girls from Glendale CA began abusing the rediculous word and making it a fun inside joke that now the entire world knows as...toda moda.

"Dude, your toda moda is showing!!"
"Sweetie, can you please take out the toda moda?"
"Make a point to study for the big toda moda coming up!"

by fedex April 19, 2005

Toejam

Its like fisting, but with your foot. If she sneezes, it could break his foot. If he sneezes, she could die...

Theres no traction there, she likes to toejam

by Avanda December 17, 2008

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

damn bae you lookin like a snacc today

He's looking fine asf and you wanna give him a rim job

Damn bae you lookin like a snacc today

by Fuchsiskntb October 5, 2017