Couch Walrus

A lazy son of a bitch who spends their entire day on the couch videogames, smoking weed and eating food while bathing in their own stench.

Yo, paul has played COD all fucking day and ate all the food what a couch walrus.

by jeevie November 16, 2011

walrus gumbo

An alternate name for flab.

The one with the walrus gumbo!!

by TH3TH1NGY December 06, 2010

Sloppy Walrus

When you are getting some head from your girl and you finish in between her two front teeth and her top lip. Then
you let your "special sauce" drip down from her front teeth giving the appearance of walrus tusks.

Boy: Dude she just gave me the best BJ last night and she finished it up with the Sloppy Walrus.
Boy 2: Damn dude your so lucky.
Boy: I know right.

by Joemoma278 December 06, 2018

I am the walrus

Something you say when you are the walrus.

The Walrus: I am the walrus

by Ollie B. December 25, 2008

Salty Walrus

A sweaty butthole.

Can I tongue punch your salty walrus? (Said Nick to Ben)

by Wyo307SistaKissa November 21, 2016

Walrus RP Syndrome

The act of something being paused and extended for a long amount of time.

"He tried to do some quick rp, unfortunately he's now stuck in Walrus RP syndrome"

by Minigun March 24, 2022

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016