Keith

Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.

Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.

by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020

Keith

Keith is a sweet dude who is in love with a girl named Endy he will do anything to make her happy. He plays games to keep his mind off of the bad things. He has a daddy mentally. All the girls want him but he only wants Endy. Keith is a keeper never let him go. He will always treat you right he is kind and funny he can sometimes be mean but its because he loves you.

Who is that?

Oh that's daddy Keith

by IAn Pp February 7, 2021

Keithing around

To goof off

Today I felt like just keithing around

by anonymous April 21, 2021

King Keith

A man that fucks peoples moms and sisters. (Salmans Anne, Ms RayRay, Kim Pham, Stephanie La)

Damn that dude just piped a milf, hes a King Keith

by sythedemon April 30, 2021

Keith Morrised

To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.

Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.

Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!

by aberblaber November 23, 2011

Keith

A Greek god . He is beautiful and radiant . Can reflect off the sun and will always care for you more than he cares for his own brother , find yourself a Keith. He is a strong athletic man who has a weird family. will take u on private flights.

That Keith is one strong beautiful man . It’s like he reflects off the sun of how beautiful he is .

by Dabank October 13, 2023

Keith

Someone who is gay

Jim: that Keith over there is so gay

by The Detroit river October 16, 2023