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Crundle-Thumber 

A type of person that has a crafty bundle of tricks up the sleeve of his or her sweater, and thumbs through everyone else’s business except their own!
Can you believe it, Hilda? That no good

Crundle-Thumber, Jackie is at it again with the new couple two trailers down! Can’t she keep her dang opinions to herself? She has got me madder than a hornet in an old coke can, I’ll tell ya what…
Crundle-Thumber by SpellingVee January 8, 2023
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The opposite of a boner. A penis that has shriveled up and crawled back into a man's body. The condition was named after Donald Trump, the first man observed to have a permanent trumper.
Stop, you're giving me a trumper right now.
trumper by Pachos August 13, 2024

Triple Trumper 

Someone who voted for Donald Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024.
Person 1: Although I voted against him in 2016 and 2020, I voted for Trump in 2024

Person 2: I did too, but I also voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020

Person 1: You are a Triple Trumper
Triple Trumper by nb21-rz2k December 28, 2024

Trumper-Humper

Someone who has a severe case of dick-riding Donald Trump.
Oh my God! Bethany has just posted on Facebook how Trump is going to "Make America Great Again". She is such a Trumper-Humper
Trumper-Humper by BD-26 May 4, 2025
A thimper is someone who gets super high and starts passionately talking about God, the universe, or deep spiritual truths like they just unlocked the secrets of existence. It’s like a Bible thumper, but way more baked — and less about preaching, more about vibing with the divine.
“Don’t smoke with Jasmine unless you’re ready for a three-hour thimper monologue about angels and quantum physics.”
Thimper by lifeguardstatus May 19, 2025
A person who's personality is to over compensate for having a small penis.
Todd in class a total Trumper. He has to be the center of attention. We get ot your penis is tiny.
Trumper by Stmranger July 25, 2025
Intelligent and brilliant people who keep a bunch of idiots criticizing and writing stupid things on this page just because they suffer from TSD Syndrome and there is no cure for that, so they will live unhappy forever.
Relax and chill we have a Trumper in charge!
Trumper by Pilarica November 17, 2025