Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

Hey Ewan look at that cracker boy Theo over there

by Cjashh November 12, 2020

Theo

a fatass bitch who is afraid of balloons

person one: do you like Theo
person two: bitch no wtf!?!

by Bitter bucket January 19, 2024

Theo

massive cock and very freaky
come over please

"wow Theo has a huge dick"

by fartl0ver238 July 23, 2025

Theo

A Theo is someone who is really sweet, really cute and also extremely sleepy. Theos tend to say that they wouldn't fall asleep on calls but will then proceed to do exactly that. Theos are also extremely selfless and will stay up with you till the ass crack of dawn just so that they can make sure you stay focused before your final physics paper. Though they may not be "up" by then, Theos will still accompany you with every little thing they do. They really only need to breathe and you will feel so at ease and so comforted. They tend to have really good music taste too. Theos deserve the world and so much more, further, they deserve all that is good and all that is even better than good. Theos are really hard to find, so if you do find one, please don't let them go because truly, they could be the best thing that could and ever would happen to you.

I'm so glad I met you theo. I hope for us to be intertwined in each other's lives for as long as we can, and I dare to hope for even more than that.

"do you have a simpler description for serotonin?"
"Theo."

by narorororoororoeor November 24, 2023

Theo

Theo - A useless cricketer, who can't bat, bowl or catch for shit. He also makes mediocre knock-offs that even China wont touch.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear they got 0 runs?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they had Theo on their team. Tipies Theo"

by CornieVanErmelo February 15, 2024

Theo

The best non gendered person alive🥰

Person1: People with the name mars/jessica are the worst
Theo: me too

by AndAndAndAndAndAndAndAndAnd November 24, 2021

Harrison and Theo-ing

When a white and black person engage in some irregular behaviour. Or engage in any sort of activity involving something unusual.

Harrison and Theo were Harrison and Theo-ing in the toilets, there were some irregular noises present... I wonder what they could be up to.

by THEJOBSTEALER June 14, 2024