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gash picker

a pejorative term for heterosexual males. The word "gash" meaning vagina and the term "picker" being what heterosexual males tend to pick said "gash" with. The term can also be pejorative to females, regardless of sexual orientation, although that depends. The term was first coined by a London queen, who for the sake of this definition we shall call RVS, after he bitch slapped someone who had called him a fag. He then proceeded to call that person a "fucking gash picker"
Guy: I can't believe you bitch slapped me you fag!
RVS: Go suck a clit, you fucking gash picker!
by Destati October 16, 2012
mugGet the gash pickermug.

gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
mugGet the gash wandmug.

Waste-gash

"Wastegash" or "Waste-gash" is an insult; Someone who does nothing with their life. (Or nothing much.)
"Katie girl dem, you're such a waste-gash bredrin famalam!"
by Grimmyyy October 18, 2011
mugGet the Waste-gashmug.

fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.
Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.
by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010
mugGet the fair gashmug.

fanny gash

a small vaginal shaped hole that usually is caused by chaffing to the trousers of bending over and ripping your pants
omg peters trousers chaffed so much that a fanny gash formed
by LizzoF March 29, 2009
mugGet the fanny gashmug.

crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.
"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"
by crabman May 28, 2008
mugGet the crusty gashmug.

avin a gash

When you are having a smashing time, IE enjoying yourself.
Oh oim Avin a gash oooaaye!
by userjay117 December 16, 2017
mugGet the avin a gashmug.

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