Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020

Corking it completely

Corking it completely refers to completely messing something/yourself up. However, it could also refer to crashing (going to sleep) but only if you or the person in question is very tired. Other forms of the term include corked completely and totally corked. Also, this term should not be confused with corking it

CORKING IT COMPLETELY EXAMPLES:
1. I studied so much for the geography test but I still corked it completely...
2. My brains turning to mush and I can’t think straight... I think I might cork it completely.

by Bean Fiend June 6, 2018

cork

emphasis on the word dork

naw i dont use twitter that shyt is for dorks and corks

by brandonbovada November 18, 2020

cork arse

some one who is scared of scott on cod

i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021

Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023

Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by anonymous June 19, 2024