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MAP

M.A.P or MAP is an acronym used by sick fucks who are Pedophiles and who do not like being called such.

MAP stands for Minor Attracted Person, a person sexually are non-sexually attracted to minors (People under the legal age of consent). A MAP could like any minor from a literal fucking infant fresh out of the womb to a 17 year old. If you meet or know anyone that identifies as a MAP they are without a doubt a pedophile.
Guy 1: I’m coming out of the closet as a MAP. I like minors!!!

Guy 1 was soon exiled from society and starved to death.
by AnonymouslyStupid September 17, 2023
mugGet the MAPmug.

Cut the map

"They said copy the map, not cut the map! He cut the fucking map!"
by Pazuzu the GREAT March 8, 2009
mugGet the Cut the mapmug.

Mapping

Mapping is a set of images, usually stitched into videos of real or fictional events, presented thru maps. They generally include Countryballs.
“Hey, what are you doing? You must like making maps, huh?”
“Oh, I am just mapping.”
by AlphaBeta906 December 10, 2021
mugGet the Mappingmug.

Da funny map

The map Ilios from Overwatch and Overwatch 2, called "Da funny map" by famous streamer, youtuber, feeder, and Lucio main Redshell.

The map is called 'Da funny map' because the map allows boops, referenced as 'the funny', to knock off players off the edge of the map. This is heavily utilized by Lucio, Pharah, Roadhog, Orisa (OW 2), Brigitte, Zenyatta (OW 2), Wrecking Ball, and Ashe. (In order of boop popularity).
*The map is Ilios*

Lucio main: OMG it's da funny map!
by Mina Star July 11, 2022
mugGet the Da funny mapmug.

Map

Matrix of pain.

You don’t really know the severity of the ass to which the circumstances dictate.

~Unexplainably ass.
Man rick you don’t get it. shit was map as fuck.
by pdwc January 1, 2022
mugGet the Mapmug.

Map

Hey, look over there, there is a map!
by EnterName0916 May 6, 2024
mugGet the Mapmug.

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
mugGet the face mappingmug.

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