(Tiny anus - tiny anus is smoll butholl LOL)
Waifu: My third anis requirrs grooming
Me: yes my lord, ur smoll butholl will be cleened from filth
Waifu: My third anis requirrs grooming
Me: yes my lord, ur smoll butholl will be cleened from filth
by ColestKidInSchol June 5, 2018
Get the tiny anusmug. by Disco Anus April 30, 2014
Get the Disco Anusmug. Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!
Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!
by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013
Get the anus burglarmug. "did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"
"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
"No, was it hot?"
"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."
by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023
Get the donut anusmug. by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018
Get the Irritation Of The Anusmug. An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017
Get the Anus Oatmealmug. When you have just woken up in the position as if you were in a coffin like Dracula and notice your Anus hurts after last nights party.
Dude when I woke up my anus hurt like hell and I was sleeping like I was in a coffin. Fuck! I got dracula's anus!
by fdsoldier June 16, 2016
Get the Dracula's Anusmug.