testosterretard

A male rendered stupid by his hormones (sexual or aggressive), whether temporarily or long-term.

Hey look, Mitch is trying to impress Amy by baiting our neighbors' rottweiler. What a testosterretard.

by seraphTuck July 10, 2014

testosjerome

The man of all masculinity. Stare into his eyes if you dare but beware, he carries an aura that spans 30 ft. Stepping into the radius causes instant pregnancy. He consumes super planets to replenish his muscles after lifting the Sun. Capable of deforesting the Amazon with one swing. The ultimate lumberjack. There are over 9000 shades of this grey. The rivers in his body that mortals call "veins" are filled with Jesus Juice. His name is written in ancient texts but translated as Truvese Lae.

So I was walking down the street and there was the almighty TestosJerome and I got pregnant. I'm a guy.

by Travis Le February 9, 2015

testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.

Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"

by cattybee June 29, 2015

Testostabloa

when a person is so fat that the fat is contagious

Testostabola is the most deadly disease since Ebola.
Stop spreading your disgusting testostabloa man!

by terryiee22 August 4, 2015

testostabloa

when a person is so fat that the fat is contagious

Testostabola is the most deadly disease since Ebola.
Stop spreading your disgusting testostabloa man!

by terryiee22 August 4, 2015

testostabloa

when a person is so fat that the fat is contagious

Testostabola is the most deadly disease since Ebola.
Stop spreading your disgusting testostabloa man!

by terryiee22 August 4, 2015

Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.

Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.

by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016