Televators

An incredible song by The Mars Volta, buy/steal/borrow this song. Very sad, but soothing. It is thought The Widow is a ripoff of this song, I don't see a real resemblance.

Download Televators... today!

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 13, 2008

Teletubbies

1. An inhumane form of punishment for kids used in the 90s

2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s

see also Barney Boohbah Mutant Ninja Turtles Care Bears

1. Go watch the Teletubbies! but mom!

2. You get to watch Teletubbies! YAY!

by Correction_Fluid December 17, 2009

Television Indecision

Television Indecision (TI for short) is the state of indecision about which television to watch while watching a sporting event at a sports bar. This condition tends to flare up when there is a tense or exciting game or fight on.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know which TV to watch, there are so many!

Guy 2: I know man, I can't either. I think I'll watch the huge projector.

Guy 1: But that big plasma screen is so much closer!

Guy 2: Man I hate Television Indecision.

by Chitin_Commando October 25, 2010

television

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

by Saints September 24, 2003

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Hillbilly Teleprompter

Writing your key items you need to cover in your speech. even though you have been speaking about them for over a year. Just in case you forgot.

Palin wrote her keywords on her left hand. Her own personal Hillbilly Teleprompter.

by SoCalRay February 8, 2010

teleblackicly

a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.

Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."

Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"

Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"

Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"

Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."
::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::

by jeante February 15, 2009