High-Speed Tender Bender

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.

"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

Low-Speed Tender Bender

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.

“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

by soursabbath November 11, 2022

straight with gay tendencies

a creative way of saying "bisexual".

Girl: "I'm straight with gay tendencies."
Boy: "So you're bi."

by tacolovescookie October 2, 2011

tender tits

When a girls on her period and her boobs get really tender even the wind blowing against them hurt.

Damn my boobs are tender.. Hate being on my period and having tender tits.

by Period probs October 29, 2013

Teige

Hoe

Teige is such a hoe

by Eimear Leary July 17, 2019

Tender Love Dump

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.

"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"

by KrRnWi March 10, 2008

tenderfoot

greenhorn, neophyte, boy scout of lower rank than an Eagle Scout.

I got my merit badges but not enough to become an Eagle Scout.

by millwoody4x4 July 4, 2005