Techdick

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.

"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.

by D & C February 25, 2008

techer

A student at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech).

Some techers pranked MIT again!

by Ahdhfhdiifjcjejejdh October 21, 2015

tech-fan

1) Fan of technology. 2) A fan that is only interested in the technological aspect of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime. 3) A fan of a comic book, manga, TV show, movie or anime that can list off every piece of technology used in it.

That guy ordered six things from ThinkGeek.com is such a tech-fan!

by JainLikeRain December 2, 2003

Tech Desker

Some who sets up a mini Tech Deck Skating object, such as a box, ramp or book for tech decking on your computer desk so he/she has something to do while waiting for a web page to load or for an IM response. He/She will make a lot of loud smacking sounds on the computer desk with the tech deck.

Billy was being a full on Tech Desker last night while waiting for the newest Fall Out Boy song to download on limewire.

by ProduceMaster March 26, 2009

Techerized

The rigging of any broken or worn tools, equipment, or vehicles of Wyotech Students that Wyotech deems safe or accepted but would most likely get you fired in a real shop consisting of auto mechanics or collision repair.

Usually involves a form of tape, locking pliers, rusty bolts that have fallen out of the comp car, and a heat source, most commonly a lighter borrowed from the stoner in your tool group.

That Techerized Ford Explorer has LED light bars Gorilla Glued to his paint.

by MrVanGuy January 22, 2011

tech bitch

A tech bitch is a person who will buy any new tech gadget just to be cool. Recent studies suggest this person is most likely a fucking asshole and probably addicted to technology and suffers from minor to moderate erectile disfunction. The tech bitch will deny any wrong doing and justify their purchase based on how corporate marketing campaigns make them feel.

"He's a little bitch to technology. A real Tech Bitch"

by doorhead August 8, 2015

Ghetto-teching

the act of not using measurements and just building with spare parts and materials that are found around.

"Hell yea we are Ghetto-teching this float"

by IIILucasIII December 1, 2009