Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

Wendell Krinn Technical High School

The "best" school in Pasco County, Florida, which is absolutely incorrect. The school's gaming and anime clubs build up 20% of the student body. The food is toe curlingly awful and the students here are mid. Lots of awful and fake people who act like they are better than everyone else when in reality they are castaways from other high schools in the area due to drama, grades, or something else. The administration is okay but nothing special. Also the whores in this school are absolutely unbearable. And the people who make KTech good seem to be few and far between. This absolute dungeon filled with colored hair and drugs is nothing to gawk at.

Wendell Krinn Technical High School has yet another scandal involving a shitty two week relationship.

by JoeMama6907 September 12, 2022

And this is the technical term

Used before mentioning something you know you should say in a formal way, but choose not to.

If big tech CEOs actually want to make their products more useful and enjoyable, they need to - and this is the technical term - get their shit together.

by Keeper of 2s June 17, 2023

Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

You can be Racist but on a Technicality. If you are Intellectually Smart enough, you can get out of any situation, wherein you are accused of being Racist. You can use Race-Pity as a Reason but not alone, as in, you cannot say " THIS IS RACE PITY IM NOT RACIST" but you can still use it if you are Smart enough, I won't explain more because only Smart People should Understood.

Thats not being racist, its Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

by NotJunhaISwear June 13, 2021

technetium

Avid C++ programmer and moderator of select websites and IRC channels.

Look! It's Technetium!

by Technetium December 16, 2003

technicolor-yawn

the most awkward yet awesome blog in all the land of tumblr.

Have you seen technicolor-yawn's blog, it's so gnarly!

by catnipfair April 16, 2011

Technician

What you call a useless fucking mechanic

Andrew is fucking useless and doesn’t know between dog shit and a muffin.

He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “

by BigRigWilly April 9, 2020