Handmaid's Tale

A conservative American's version of a 3-way.

After watching Hannity, me and Corey did a Handmaid's Tale with Hope. She's a slut!

by Badshot May 9, 2018

talebbing

mistakenly believing that expertise in one field automatically equates to expertise in all fields

'So, I have a theory about 'x'...'
'Stop talebbing, you don't know a damn thing about the subject'

by Intelligent Idiot August 10, 2017

Pipe Taker

A man who takes another mans penis up the asshole example anal intercourse.

He was a real pipe taker getting asshole fucked daily.

by Steveinredford February 2, 2009

Yard Taker

Gay male who takes a measurable amount of cock To the butt and or the mouth.

He is a Yard Taker. He loves the cock.

by Powdered Toast October 8, 2009

tabernackle

tabernackle can be used for any foul word you cant say in front of the parentals, pastors, teachers, etc.

" I think i just tabernackeled in my pants!" - translation--" I think i just shit in my pants"

" Suck my tabernackle!" translation- Suck my dick!

by greg, and the fishy youth group November 26, 2006

cake taker

Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.

You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.

by shazam723 March 23, 2010

Fairy Tale

Noun. A story propounded upon the public by persons holding or seeking public office in order to trick voters into the false belief that all politicians are not the same and thereby temporarily convince them to cast their vote in favor of the storyteller (a.k.a. fibber).

The Fairy Tales told by Obama were really unlike those told by Bush but somehow the result is nearly the same: tremendous disappointment.

by Margie505 July 15, 2010