Ghost Taint 

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!

Ghost Taint by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010

coon tailed 

sneaking up behind someone and choking them out with a dirty coon tail

“Bitch you finna get coon tailed!!”

coon tailed by Coontail July 10, 2021

Tip-to-Taint 

Tip To Taint

The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.

I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.

She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.

Tip-to-taint

Tip-to-Taint by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

taint slapping 

When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.

Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"

taint slapping by Lise Reed February 26, 2008

Taint Tickler 

Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.

I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.

Taint Tickler by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009

Tainted love 

1. A popular song, orignaly released by Sof Cell, but many other aritsts have since covered it, including Maralyn Manson, 50 Cent, The Cure and many more
2. When someone loves a person, but the love is unreturned, so it becomes tainted
3. When two people love each other but can not be together for reasons such as distance
4.When two people are in a relationship and love each other, but the love will be foreced to end in the near future eg if one of the people is terminally ill

1. "Once I ran to you, now I run from you"
2. I love Lewis, but he doesnt love me back. So I dont truely love him, its tainted love
3. I love him, but he lives at the other side of the world
4. I love him, but he has cancer and our time together is raidly decreasing

Tainted love by \m/ Lisa \m/ February 10, 2006

taint bacon

The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.

Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon

taint bacon by Wang Chunghung July 19, 2011