twat

moron, clueless, lights are on but noone is home, fool,

talking the elusive left twat here,

Usually asked by "Right twats" with no idea of the meaning of what a twat is to start with

what is the difference between a right twat and a left twat.

Answer roflmao stupid your a "right twat

by tdatoz September 9, 2008

twat

Alternate use: for Twitter spammers.

Twitter spam accounts who follow several hundred users, have no or very few followers and their few tweets direct to a link to sell something.

"I just blocked six twats following me on Twitter - I'm a chick, why do these twats think I want to see their pics?"

(When a spammer decides to follow you)
"Damn, I just got twatted again."

by elleoelle October 12, 2009

Twat

The past tense version of the act of "Twittering"

Yesterday I "Twatted" all day long

by Takkers May 4, 2009

Twat

A person who is is amoral and vindictive

Jon Farrugia...you are a massive twat

by Jon's Mum August 23, 2009

Twat

Also known as 'Twit', a term for a person addicted to Twitter, thus Twatter.

Tom: That guy is a twat!
Edd: Yeah, and a twit!
Mom: What did you say?
Tom: He's addicted to Twa- I mean Twitter.

by Nooboob February 20, 2010

Twat-Bomb

The act of dropping one's vagina into the face of another man or woman.

(The female version of a Tea Bag)

EXAMPLE 1
Yoshi: Did you just get done eating fish?

Mark: No, I woke up to Betsy twat-bombing me... The smell just won't go away.

EXAMPLE 2
Shane got slapped earlier for asking a girl what he had to do to get a twat-bomb.

by AgNO_3 February 28, 2009

lock twat

Its an urban legend that while you are nailing a chick her twat locks up and you can't pull your dick out.

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Sully last night? He was doing his girl and she got lock twat"!!! "Her dad came home and they had to go to the E.R. and get a doctor to release her lock twat".

by Sully baby March 1, 2009