crazy toy

A victim of someone's emotional abuse--a human punching bag for hurled insults and/or pessimism.

"You're stupid and ugly. Life is meaningless. Give up hope."
"Leave me alone. I'm not your crazy toy!"

by Zeldas_lullaby March 29, 2015

love toy

Hana haddad, also a term for sex toys and weird 60's porn flicks.... But mainly just Hana Haddad

"Love toy, i might pick you up at like 4:30"

by Gassan the chromosome man January 4, 2018

toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

Cactus toy with cactus inside

Did you know these toys have been and internet meme for many years now.today many people came home with their toys and gave it to their dog. you know what happen? well, they got ripped open and then it showed a toy inside it with a frown. anyways if you ever hear your dog say "jiggly jiggly im coming for the booty" you know whats happening.
P.S. this does not mean a good thing(its something bad "rape the toy or having you know what with the toy".

you got that Cactus toy with cactus inside
eww its weird like why is there a cactus toy with cactus inside liek why
Cactus toy with cactus inside?nope

by Giahwgfa 2 May 9, 2019

Dog toy

When you are cannibal and you bite a guys penis off. You swing it around like a dog toy in a dogs mouth.

AGHHH SHIT DHE JUST DOG TOY’d MY DICKKK!

Dude did you hear about that girl that gave a guy a dog toy?

by (catr -Rhe-nuh) November 21, 2019

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

Balls Toy

A Toy used for a male’s balls. Like a female’s face.

man, I just used Gigi’s face as a balls toy.

by MeloXDripp July 26, 2020