Toronto

The biggest overstatement of all time.

Person #1 in New York City: I feel like I'm still in Toronto.

Person #2: You're a fucking idiot.

by Hatehatehatehatehatehate July 10, 2009

toro

to wipe out while riding your bike, to have an obscenely bloody accident where one is amazingly able to walk away, to come inches from becoming roadkill, to ride a bike while intoxicated where the likelihood an accident will occur is increased exponentially.

ex 1:
Girl to drunk friend leaving bar on his bicycle: "Dude, be safe and shit - don't toro yourself on the way home!"

Dude friend: "Ah, man - I'm not THAT drunk!"

ex 2:
Girl #1: I'm on lunch, right? and this bike messenger almost gets doored by this fatass getting out of his car. The bike messenger totally swerves but there was this manhole cover there, and you know it had been raining that day, right? dude, he totally toro'ed himself all over the road and was almost run over by this cabbie when he bit it!

by y3n March 13, 2008

Toro

The act of skillfully dodging large women at a party or social event, who are trying to initiate a conversation with you.

Similar to the action a bull fighter makes when avoiding contact by large beast.

Steve: Did you see those big chicks trying to sit on Ralph's lap last night?

Art: Ya, I saw him pull a Toro and get away scot free.

by IcemanPDT October 6, 2011

toronto blue baller

when a girl masterbates with a cold object before the man enters her with his penis

her puss was so cold from the popsicle that she gave him a toronto blue baller when he slide his dick in.

by eccs March 4, 2008

Torborg

A beautiful Norwegian babe that travels to America just so that she can spend her money. She is confident and sexy and very athletic. Her hair changes colors, but regardless a smile always remains on her face. Sometimes she imitates a cat, but that just makes her even more appealing to the men!

Her: Meow!

Him: Oh my gosh, it must be Torborg!

by Keembelee July 17, 2010

Torpoodo

A turd expelled at an extremely accelerated rate due to a simultaneous poop fart as the turd exits the anus

"I had to dry my butt cheeks after they were hit with the splash from firing a torpoodo."

by Poots_McGee August 21, 2016

Torgo Aim

The art of hitting random headshots that are pure luck in online video games.

Torgo: 'Oh wow I killed that guy while running and shooting, I really shouldn't have hit that shot'
Mumbada: 'Damn that is such torgo aim! You are so lucky!'

by mumbada June 12, 2022