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top priority

Corporate speak for "We really don't care about this as to do so would affect profits, but our PR team advise that we should pretend to."
Following an accident leading to significant injury that is being reported in the media: "Safety is a top priority for us"

When your internet or phone or on-line bank is not working due to cost-saving measures: "Our customers' convenience is our top priority."
by Greenplanetfish December 6, 2018
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Top Suds

Top Suds is when someone orders a beer and offers the first sip to a good friend. It is impolite and near insulting to refuse top suds when offered. Top Suds can also be used with any other dibs-style act such as fresh clothing, snacks, and uber seat picking. Asking for Top Suds is not the same as offering, you can refuse to give Top Suds and it won't be disrespectful.
Friend 1: You want Top Suds on this oven roasted pizza?
Friend 2: You're offering Top Slice Suds?! Thanks man!
Friend 1: Top Suds!
Friend 2: Top Suds!

Friend 1: Hey I'll take the IPA
Friend 2: Oh dude can I try that?
Friend 1: You're asking for Top Suds? Yeah that's fine.
by topsuds August 19, 2019
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top fragger

Getting most kills (aka frags) on your team
Yo! I got top fragger against the kids that were bullying me
by Edp eater May 7, 2020
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Top ten tip tup

When Tip tup (a name popular streamer wilbur soot used for 1 stream) finds something really good he says that it’s a top 10 tip tup moment or if it’s terrifying it’s a top 10 tip tup terror etc
Me: *gets a pet dog* “that’s a top ten tip tup moment

Or

Me: *finds something difficult to learn* “that’s a top ten tip tup learning curve
by LostChaosJosh April 7, 2021
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Top Wing

Four different kind of birds teaming up to save other birds living on the island. (which they call home) What a classic.
Baby: I luvvv Top Wing!!111!

Teenager: Why must I babysit you?!

Mom: BABYSIT HIM/HER!

Teenager: Fine....UGHHHH!!
by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 16, 2021
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top dog

A person who uses their good looks, charm, and humour (if they posess it) to dominate others. He/she navigates the social or business world with the perception of having everything under control. Generally coming in at the lead, the top dog exerts a wide circle of influence around themselves.

Historically a male, recent times have seen the emergence of female top dogs as well.
"How does she doe it, she's a real top dog."
"I felt a little emasculated by that comment, but it's OK because I know she is joking."

*for male specific examples, see other definitions.
by pavicnat May 8, 2009
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Top Hat

A badass hat that all the cool motherfuckas wear.
FRED: Look at that sick motherfucka. Hes wearing a Top Hat

DERF: Man. I wish I had that hat.
by The Original FRED October 17, 2011
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