rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.

Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!

by Cometsh December 7, 2017

small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.

“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”

by OldBearEric April 21, 2018

fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

Irish Tuba

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.

Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.

by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023

French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.

There goes the French Tuba guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

Fallopian Tuba

The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.

'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'

by Herbie Dongsporran January 8, 2024

Fallopian Tuba

The haunting drone from a rancid cunt pipe.

‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.

by Herbie Dongsporran January 29, 2024