Theo

There are 5 types of theos. The bad boy skater one, usually blonde. The one that plays with girls emotions. The sporty one who's probably really tall. The one that does anything to impress a girl, they've probably bleached their hair. And the creepy one.

Girl 1: oh i met a guy called theo today, he's kinda cute
Girl 2: what type of theo was he?
Girl 1: bad boy, blonde skater boy
Girl 2: ok, make sure he isn't weird or manipulative

by I.speak.the.truth,deal.with.it July 20, 2021

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Theo

The type of guy who gives no f*cks. He acts crazy in public and doesn't care what people think of him. He loves asking stupid questions like asking a teacher if he failed NNN. Overall Theo's are crazy and energetic guys.

Max:"Hey did you see that guy running around screaming during lunch"
Billy:"Oh, he must be a Theo."

by THEOIZCOOL November 1, 2022

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Theo the tho

Tall and loves basketball. also eminem

that kid is Tall and loves basketball. also eminem
must be a theo
ya that's Theo the tho

by ABWIHDagnomya September 13, 2021

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Theo Kubicka

Huge cock

Wow that’s a Theo Kubicka you got there uncle!

by InflatedTesticle37 November 21, 2021

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Theo (dore)

Usually a crackhead. Theo requires military-grade tranquilizers to function throughout the day. You might see Theo's spawn after watching enough Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Theo sacrificed dick points at birth to invest them into speech speed. Be wary of Theo as he might bore you with anime lore.

"Have you seen Theo (dore)?"
"Nah, hes prolly playing Overwatch and downing tylenol"

by ZuccoMode March 22, 2022

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