A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary December 13, 2015
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Feel Dumb usually followed by a "?" or and a "!".
Used as a response to someone who says something stupid or wrong. Or Does a stupid action. Like holds a firecracker the wrong way. Leading to a Feel Dumb Moment.
Used as a response to someone who says something stupid or wrong. Or Does a stupid action. Like holds a firecracker the wrong way. Leading to a Feel Dumb Moment.
*One Wednesday After None*
The Boi: Yo Nigga, where you wanna eat?
The Nigga: Hmm, how bout Burger King for that Tuesday Special
The Boi: But Today's Wednesday idiot!
The Nigga: Ohhhhh
The Boi: FEEL DUMB!?!
The Nigga: Yea I do :(
The Boi: Yo Nigga, where you wanna eat?
The Nigga: Hmm, how bout Burger King for that Tuesday Special
The Boi: But Today's Wednesday idiot!
The Nigga: Ohhhhh
The Boi: FEEL DUMB!?!
The Nigga: Yea I do :(
by Cautian aka Chris December 28, 2009
Example 1:
Zac Efron did a "Cup a feel" move to Vanessa Hudgens in the second "High School Musical Movie".
Vanessa: *singing* I'VE GOT TO MOVE ON AND BE WHO I AM!
Zac: *hugs her from behind and touches her boobs with his arms* *thinking* YESSS!
Example 2:
Bob: Ooh! That's a pretty necklace, Kayla! *Grabs the necklace while touching a lot of Kayla's "chest area" while doing so*
Kayla: Uh... thanks?
Zac Efron did a "Cup a feel" move to Vanessa Hudgens in the second "High School Musical Movie".
Vanessa: *singing* I'VE GOT TO MOVE ON AND BE WHO I AM!
Zac: *hugs her from behind and touches her boobs with his arms* *thinking* YESSS!
Example 2:
Bob: Ooh! That's a pretty necklace, Kayla! *Grabs the necklace while touching a lot of Kayla's "chest area" while doing so*
Kayla: Uh... thanks?
by Apple Person With A Tan May 28, 2009
I'm just not really into guys that try to act like hard-ass cops to everyone but then take selfies with kittens when nobody's around, ja feel?
by Jaybone69 February 05, 2015