Definitions by Jaybone69

Thai handshake

A handjob offered by a person of orient descent

David struck out at the bar in spite of showing off his police badge to every chick. He had to settle for a Thai handshake at the massage spa.

Thai handshake by Jaybone69 July 20, 2016

Ja feel? 

Suburban street slang for confirming someone's comprehension of your position on a matter

I'm just not really into guys that try to act like hard-ass cops to everyone but then take selfies with kittens when nobody's around, ja feel?

Ja feel? by Jaybone69 February 4, 2015

Pros only 

A phrase that is unintentionally ironic and uttered by an insecure male after performing an action that is anything but professional or noteworthy

"Bro, I just bought some skim milk and skittles at the grocery store...pros only"

Pros only by Jaybone69 February 1, 2015

Fajit 

A heterosexual male that flirts with the line of his sexuality so often that it is called into question on a daily basis

Did you see David playing with those kittens and taking selfies of himself wearing nothing but a makeshift lion's tail? He is such a fajit!

Fajit by Jaybone69 January 31, 2015

Hon one 

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

Hon one by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014

White-collar hustling 

The act of engaging in money-making schemes that while primitive and archaic in process, motive, and execution are backed by professional credentials and legitimate products

I just got my Wilcox County insurance leads today...time to hit the road and do some white-collar hustling.

White-collar hustling by Jaybone69 September 16, 2014

Zero to Buck

A process involving the instantaneous transition from a state of serenity/calmness to one of rage/wrath.

"Dude, that stupid girl scout didn't get it.... I didn't wanna buy any freakin' cookies. After saying "no" nicely three times, I finally had to go Zero to Buck and bitchslap her off my front stoop.

Zero to Buck by Jaybone69 March 13, 2011