toaster leavin's

The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.

Billy was determined to get some bread, but all that was left was the toaster leavin's.

by Bennagels April 23, 2008

toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

by Darbs May 31, 2005

Spoilsbury Toast Boy

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.

"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005

Toastfulness

When one eats too much toast resulting in exuberance and joy. However, the toast does not agree with ones stomach and results in 'Toastfullness'

Gwinney ate too much toast today and he was feeling very toastfulness at lunch in herons

by Glenavelli December 7, 2015

Toast

Hotel Mario's favorite meme food

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; ALL TOASTERS, TOAST T O A S T

by ♥🗺☠ June 21, 2021

Dirty Toast

Bread (white or wheat -- doesn't matter) that is cooked through a toaster. Then, it is jizzed on constantly until covered. Then, it is eaten by either partner (usually the female).

Sara: "How was that dirty toast Joe gave you last night?"
Cammile: "Sticky..."

by XxXHadnarXxX May 10, 2010

nigger toast

when you burn a piece of toast until its unreckognizably black and you pour nigger (red) cool-aid on it and say deeeuummm booiii dat sum nigga toast....ay monisha,shanaynay
ray ray, sheniqua, com looga dis nigga toast...BITCH DONT make me slap you woman... i swwwwuuurrrrr i's gon beat you ass bitch. im finna beat you ass deeoowwwn

have you ever tried nigger toast its quite delishiss

by niggowski poopeenigger cottonpicker January 28, 2008