swatch

n. 1. the perineum or area between a man's testicles and anus

Derived from English: Sweaty Patch

by Graham Anderson July 15, 2003

swatka

Another way to say vodka.

Grey Goose is the truest swatka fo show.

by Charles Swanson February 19, 2005

SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."

Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.

by Zappin' Nap October 28, 2012

SWAT Team

A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.

Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team

by Jack De October 9, 2008

stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

SWAT

(stonned,wasted and toned)

fuck im so SWAT of my mind

by DkOi June 11, 2006

Shoat

A compilation of two words both shitty and coat referring to a bad coat (or) in slang terms a shitty coat.

That guy has one helluva shoat!

Wear a good coat, not your old shoat.

by Greg C. December 11, 2006