Swipecard

The act of swiping your hand, with a credit card motion, in the arse crack of fellow person.
Often practiced under the influence of alcohol.
Sometimes used as a way of getting someone’s attention on the dance floor, winding them up or just as a general flirtation.
A game invented by the infamous Ellie 'the terrorist'.

Also practiced by her partner in crime, Lucy 'the hutch'.

I can't believe she just swipecarded me
I'd love to swipecard that arse
Swipecarding is so much fun

by Nevlar October 14, 2010

Stipey

adj. Nasty, Malicious, Untrustworthy, Bastard of a person...

That's the 3rd awful tackle Drogba has made the stipey little c***...

by fatboyspence June 18, 2012

swipe in the club

Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.

"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."

"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."

by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013

swipe white

The act of only swiping right to white people on tinder

Racist Bro 1: "I went on a tinder bender last night and now I've got a match named Laquisha"

Racist Bro 2: "Dude, swipe white no right"

by Jug_Hunter August 12, 2014

Swipers Remorse

When on tinder you either swipe right on an ugly person or left on a hot person. Regretting your choice instantly or later down the road.

Guy1: None of these girls are hot.
Guy2:Really? You have to have atleast one hottie.
Guy1: I haven't seen one.....FUCK!
Guy2:What?!
Guy1:I just swiped left on a dime. Son of a bitch. I'm going to have swipers remorse on that one.

by Interemptor August 23, 2016

swipeitis

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger

My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

Slipey

Someone of Mongolian decent who's eyebrows resemble a limping yak on its last leg of life. It has nose hairs the size of an overgrown evergreen in northern Ontario.
It shares common interests with Scottish sheep fuckers from Saskatchewan, and particularly loves to have sexual relations with its cousins from Saskatoon while eating fermented beets and pickles.
He racially profiles all people who's skin is not light coloured and believes they are all gonna go "boom".

Brian you are sure acting like a slipey.

by thewillandthegrac September 21, 2016