The Susan

When a person goes out for a meal and eats as much food as they can stuff into their mouth but has no money to pay for their meal.

Robert ordered Filet Mignon but when the check came he pulled “The Susan” and declared that he only had a few dollars.

by Intellectual Wizard July 31, 2018

blue susan

The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.

I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!

by Theory's apprentice July 16, 2007

Sideways Susan

When a sex partner performs oral sex to there lover while laying on their side.

I gave Jonathan a fantastic "sideways susan"last night after we had our date.

by muddbutt the nasty wolf June 18, 2018

Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuck boys that always circle their way back around.

Brandon is a lazy susan boi. He’ll circle his way back around eventually. Spin the wheel.

by Biteofapple October 18, 2018

Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 17, 2019

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Kissing Susan

Doing something really well unexpectedly

Rutvij has gotten really good at crocheting. He's really kissing Susan!

by ghostman126 October 16, 2020