Stresspastic

The state of being stressed and spastic.

I was so stresspastic I almost ran over the old lady crossing the street!

by Urbanartshare October 1, 2016

stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 5, 2017

Stress Detox

Letting go of all life's stresses with sex.

Her: I am so stressed out.

Him: I know what we can do!

Her: what?

Him: let's have stress detox!

by Isiah Williams February 22, 2017

stressbooking

When you have eighty meetings to prep, thousands of unanswered emails and hundreds of calls to return but you spend your day Facebooking instead. A method of procrastination

I have so much work to do but I spent my morning Stressbooking instead.

by roktalk June 9, 2017

stress nut

A nut for the sole purpose of releaving stress

My book report was due in a couple of hours so I had to pull a stress nut

by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017

Stress balling

The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them

Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?

Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling

by Chunkykitkat123 May 26, 2018

Stress Cleaner

Stress cleaners are people who, when stressed out, clean up their surroundings as a method of coping with and alleviating stress. In the same way that Stress Eaters use food to cope with their stress.

I recently started cleaning to try to cope with the exam stress, it works better than yoga 🧘 ♂️ for me. My prof says I'm a stress cleaner

by N😉B😎DY_19 September 27, 2018