Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022

Scaved

Deprived from the word scavenge it is used in North West England to reference stealing something.

*I just scaved this Calypso and it is fucking minging"

by SaltyBunn January 12, 2023

shavedos

a dirty shaved animal (anyone called ben)

ben is a shavedos

by jug.456 March 1, 2023

Starved

The opposite of eat: to do something terribly.

Girl 1: she ate on that track
Girl 2: girl u serious? She starved all over that beat!

by splat1234 June 13, 2023

Shaved Head Sandwich

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023

stavexploitz

The best youtuber on YouTube, better than T-Series and 0prime/

StavExploitz is the best youtuber

by staviscool August 27, 2023

Stayed up late

When a person lives to be extremely old, and you're surprised that they're still alive.

Wow, Dick Van Dyke sure has stayed up late! How old is he?

by BlahBlehBloop January 7, 2024