Spud Nugget

A fat retarded person missing limbs.

that spud nugget is a mongo

by Joshy6914 April 4, 2017

Spud that

A special fist bump you have to do an epic deed to earn
E.g
Telling a rad joke

Steve: *does epic backflip*
Ricardo: whoa man that’s certi spud that

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Spud

An old mobile phone with a camera that takes poor quality photos and/or videos. So poor that it is considered to be no better than a potato.

Sorry about the quality of that video, I took it with my spud.

by lolfourby September 1, 2020

Spud man

An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else

by Gwinear September 23, 2024

Spud

Slang term for an Uber car.

Derived from rhyming slang: Uber -> tuber. Tubers are potatoes and spud is a British slang term for a potato.

How are you getting to the party? Me and Preston are gonna grab a spud.

by Bozz Well January 28, 2017

spud

the combination of special+ budd

You're my bud, better than that, my spud!

by fionacush12 August 11, 2017

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018