Spud

Someone who has not yet joined Anvil Gym for just £5.

Hey, have you heard about Clarence not joining Anvil Gym for just £5?
Haha, yeah mate, he’s such a spud

by Rhejsjsifje February 20, 2024

Spud

A banter name for Tottenham Hotspur football club, the smallest club in London. You could find a spud (potato) in your local supermarket and it will have as much silverware as the football team.

“Did you see spuds lost last night?”
“I didn’t see the game but I knew spuds would lose”

by WunSok June 3, 2022

Dave Spud

A British children's animated series featuring the surreal adventures of the eponymous Dave Spud of Grimsby, his friends and tower block-dwelling family.1 It was created and directed by Edward Foster, inspired by his 2003 NFTS student short 'Anna Spud'.

Dave Spud is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

Spud Nugget

A girl named Sophia who thought that the Dandenong ranges was Mount Everest FOR THREE WHOLE WEEKS

person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!

by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 15, 2020

Spedly-spud

Spedly-spud, a word used to describe someone as an incompetent person instead of the word idiot.

He ran over the wall to see if he could jump properly, we called him a Spedly-spud because he missed and fell flat on his face.

by SPDDMN207032 May 14, 2022

Spuds

Irish potatoes. 🥔 uno wat I mean if ur irish ☘️

Ahh they’re grand spuds. ‘‘Twas a fine dinner Mary.

by Sound out March 30, 2019

Spud

The best book ever made, where my Nickname came from but I don’t care, I’m a proud Spud and a private schoolboy.

I’m happy to be the Spud of the pack

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023