spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.

After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.

by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

spud potato

Nate cook.

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous

by nate cook July 30, 2025

Spud

A cute dog named Spud

Guy 1: hey i got a new dog today!
Guy 2: well what’s his name?

Guy 1: oh his name is Spud

by Totally not ur mom April 3, 2022

Spud

A U.K way of saying potato. Used by middle to lower class people of the united kingdom.

Shut up or ill throw a spud at you!

by mrpurplegoat June 24, 2018

SPUDS

THOSE TASTY CRISPS

IMMA EAT SOME SPUDS

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Spud

The eldest boy in the family.

This is our Spud, he is our first born son.

by jomalot August 6, 2018

Spud Nugget

A girl named Sophia who thought that the Dandenong ranges was Mount Everest FOR THREE WHOLE WEEKS

person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!

by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 15, 2020