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monkey spray

A type of spray that is used on monkeys.

Also smells like a monkey, and cost $3.50
Can you go buy me some monkey spray?
by monkey101 January 4, 2009
mugGet the monkey spraymug.

chinito spray

A spray that numbs the penis so that you can last longer during sex. Keeps you stiff
You ain't shit and can't even last long!! Go get some fuckin chinito spray!
by str8crAzee June 3, 2010
mugGet the chinito spraymug.

Crop spraying

"...don't come in me..you can do somecrop sprayingif you want."
by starnoj October 15, 2009
mugGet the Crop sprayingmug.

spray and suck

where one sexual partner urinates into some ones anus and then sucks it out with a straw or other object
last night me and my girlfriend tried to spray and suck
by sir desmond dickinson September 24, 2009
mugGet the spray and suckmug.

spray tan

when a fart leaves a golden glow on a friend
"oh no, that girl just spray tanned me!?" "No dude, it's ok, just hope she didn't have carrots cuz then it will be orange."
by Jmuscle January 4, 2010
mugGet the spray tanmug.

Street Spray

When a man releases an enourmous amount of ejaculate onto a public roadway (street) from his vehicle during car sex in order to avoid getting semen onto his precious cargo.
Since Placidos wife said no to him blowing a load on her face, Placido had no other choice but to Street Spray.
by Weaselv1 October 3, 2016
mugGet the Street Spraymug.

Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.
Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?

Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 9, 2010
mugGet the Spray and Wipemug.

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