vag splatter

when a girl you are fucking cums and it splatters everywhere and makes a huge fucking mess.

LAURA! you vag splattered all over my fucking wall! im gonna kick your vag splattering ass.

by ilikevagvagvagkurtandmitch May 23, 2010

african splatterhouse

when someone eats another persons shit, sucks their cock to the point to which they throw it back up onto the persons dick, and then sucks them off.

we might as well take this party to the african splatterhouse

by Frank loyd ight January 12, 2009

splatter

To ejaculate onto a bitches face so that there is a gooey messy coating of cum on her face

I just gave that hoe a splatter

by Dickman June 21, 2003

Splatter Spree

The Sexual act of ejaculating on five girl's faces at the same time. The act must have semen on each girls face within four second to cover each female.

Dude, i totally just splatter spreed those bitches over there.

by Silent J and Tdols November 3, 2010

spatty

A spotty and generally unpleasant looking twat of a girl.

Rupert's love interest is such a spatty.

by Bob March 7, 2005

Splattums

a term of endearment

"aw, come here, splattums, i wuv you!"

by Anne and Josh October 25, 2008

splatties

The diarrhea that is caused by a night of drinking heavy amounts of natty or natty ice.

Matt: Want to go get some lunch dude?

Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.

Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.

by pearljam December 22, 2013