spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Skooking

A silly synonym of “going to school”

“Sorry bro, I need to go skooking”

by FlairyXD April 7, 2022

Spoking

The weird conversation after a deep and meaningful conversation

Spoking: Er…um…so? How’s life?

by Lilstaaaa April 23, 2022

Spoking

The awkward talking after a deep and meaningful conversation

Spoking: Um…er….so? How’s life?

by Lilstaaaa April 23, 2022

Snooking

When you have mucus in your nasal cavity and rather than blowing your nose, you sniff it up and swallow it.
When snot gets stuck between nose and throat and you kind of hock it up then swallow it

Sam kept snooking and he grossed us out, I mean like dude blow your nose.

by Kentuckyfriedtitties July 13, 2022

Sooking

Acting like a baby, sulking or the act of sucking on a soother by a baby.

Tanya was sooking all weekend because she couldn’t get any candy

by Beej butt July 21, 2022

Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.

Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.

by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022