Sploogemeghu

When you ejaculate into a females anus and urinate afterward then proceed to insert the penis and thrust uncontrollably

Oh my gosh he just “sploogemeghued in me 🦧🦧

by Meggahaggit January 18, 2025

Splooge

Splooge is another way of saying semen

Oh my god I’m gonna splooge

by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

splooge

that thing you can do in mario sunshine by pressing r and a at the same time

if you want to beat the manta eel boss, you need to splooge

by RedstoneRuler February 12, 2026

sploogeophagus

A person whose throat or asshole can seemingly swallow an unlimited volume of cum without ever needing to breathe or pause.

That bitch swallowed millions of my kids last night, she is such a sploogeophagus

by vuksi February 15, 2026

Splooge-like

Having a thick, gooey, and viscous consistency; resembling the texture or appearance of a sticky or semi-liquid substance. Similar consistency to male semen.

The syrup was splooge-like.

by Richard Darius Nixon July 29, 2025

SPLOONER

It means dick/cock/penis/weiner/schlong/twittleStick

"I am male I have a SPLOONER"

by CRONGLE December 29, 2025

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017