Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.

That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.

by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025

splats

Shoes that are not quite flats or pumps, that are way too small for feet that are way too swollen or too big, and cause the shoes to flatten.

By the end of the long ceremony, her poor feet had swollen so much that her stylish little kitten heel shoes had turned into splats—those not-quite-flats, not-quite-pumps that get squashed into a pancake when the foot is way too big for them.

by Big Less 64 December 3, 2025

Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.

Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish February 21, 2009

whip-splatter

The splatter that erupts from a can of whipped cream

when the final ounces are sprayed out.

Troy didn't know the can of whipped cream was almost empty.

He was disappointed when only whip-splatter sprayed accross his
plate of waffles.

by TKC and T-Bone December 31, 2009

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

Booty splatter

When a female shoots a man's cum out of her ass

"it was crazy I made her shoot out that booty splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019