slattern

a dirty untidy woman;prostitute

look at that slattern luring people to dark alley ways

by ms.tomorrow June 11, 2006

Natty Splats

The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.

Why the long face Jim?
Natty splats.

by Keith Parker May 28, 2006

Shlat

A word that can be anything or used however the user wants. Shlat could be used for good and bad situations depending on how it’s said.

Nick - “I’ve been getting really lucky bro, I’m really on some shlat shit”
Isaac - “But didn’t you just fail your test??”
Nick - “Damn. You right... Shlat” :(

by A-TeamSnoB October 31, 2018

splatpack

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.

Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.

by Kale T January 7, 2008

Splatsy

To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.

Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!

by quack dealer January 9, 2012

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017