spaghetti dick

When a man's penis is long and noodle-like

I just walked in on Steve changing and that guy has got a real spaghetti dick.

by Treeknob August 29, 2017

Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school, Most likely to wear the same hoodie to school every day, extremely greasy hair, and looks at guns on google images while having no social interaction what so ever.

Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!

by Slatericy November 23, 2018

Spaghetti-meatballs

When you know someone is not straight ( Spaghetti ) and they are attractive; they are spaghetti-meatballs

Damn they're spaghetti-meatballs

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

spaghetti on the floor

When a little b*tch named fucking Robert makes you mad and you throw your spaghetti on the floor. That’s it, the end

I threw my spaghetti on the floor cuz of u

by Madidrapps July 10, 2019

Spaghetti-Mama

A woman of a very high calibre. Could be considered extremely k-rad in most situations. Possessing the quality of Spice and often very savoury. Much like italian dishes such as spaghetti.

1:Yo man, did you see Velma in Scooby-Doo Monsters Unleashed?

2: Awe yeah man, shes definitely a REEEEAAAAAL Spaghetti-Mama

by MunkRedd March 27, 2019

lucky spaghetti dip

The flaccid cum and period blood covered penis of a man who's the lucky recipient of period sex.

Dude, my girl's ragging but instead of head I got a lucky spaghetti dip last night...

by Contnou30 May 16, 2016

Eggy Spaghetti

Simply just a person you really hate, someone who has betrayed your trust or is just being annoying

‘She seems nice’
‘No, she’s an eggy spaghetti’

by Smoopy123 May 15, 2019