Sober drinking

Sober drinking is where you consistently insist you are not drinking and then take a shot immediately after. Words matter.

Ethan said he was sober drinking. He exclaimed "I don't drink" as he sipped on his whiskey. Eventually he becomes sober lit.

by Yaas Kween December 22, 2023

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown September 01, 2021

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you gave up the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown September 01, 2021

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

atlanta sober

like california sober, but with delta 8

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"

by atlanta sober March 14, 2023

Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.

Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”

by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023