Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 16, 2008

Smugly

To be so ugly, it needs a new word in order for it to be defined. It literally means SO-Motherfucking ugly.

That bitch is so smugly, I wouldn't fuck her with a 10 foot pole!

by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

twat smuggler

A person who smuggles twat from an original twat pounder, without the original twat pounder finding out.

You nailed her last weekend? Dude, Sam has been pounding that twat for 3 months now, you are a fuckin' twat smuggler, keep it up man.

by A to the Z February 3, 2008

Cock Smuggler

One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.

Mikayla brought 150 cocks into this country illegally, she's a cock smuggler

by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008

SMUGGLIN' RAISINS

When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!

Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!

by weave December 5, 2003

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.

"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"

by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009

Moomin-Smuggler

A person who smuggles Moomins.

John is a f**king Moomin-Smuggler

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004