pirate smoker

A (usually male) fellator.

I heard he was a pirate smoker.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Smokers Digest

The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.

Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest

Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!

by Somz February 2, 2010

Texas Barrel Smoker

A drunken redneck who blows his fellow cowboys in the Black-Angus parking lot in exchange for warm cans of Hamms.

Jess had only lived in Texas one year after being released from prison, but already had a reputation with the Houston truckers social circle as being the local texas barrel smoker.

by Jess Hogan June 21, 2006

non smoker

Anyone who doesn't smoke. Usually very arrogent and ignorant in their opinion. Generally, they make it a hobby to be as ignorant as possible to smokers. Tend to believe they're superior and better than smokers. Also, a majority have never smoked therefore can not understand it from a smokers point of view, but their arrogence blinds them of this. Their arrogence also blinds of the fact that the air in any decent sized city isn't much cleaner.

He doesn't smoke, therefore he's a non smoker.

by Hott Gamer Dude July 30, 2008

Smoozers

A lazy, useless failure, seen especially in business.

Smoozers need not apply for this job.

by KatieSaysSo May 20, 2010

Serious pot smoker

1.)When a person (usually named Jose) smokes the whole bowl of weed without sharing the bowl, and was smoking marijuana by age four.

2.)Very tolerant of smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. (Brags about it constantly)

3.) Someone who gets upset at normal people who start smoking marijuana in their teenage years.

Josh: Hey you skipped me, let me get green.

Danny: Alright man here
(Josh hits it)

Jose(Already blazed): You're not fucking hitting it hard enough!(Pushes josh and the bowl spills on the ground)

(Next day)

Danny: Dude ha, that was fucking stupid of Jose last night. He wasted a whole bowl.

Josh: Yeahh, he didn't have to go all "Serious pot Smoker" on my ass.

by ilovemybestfrienddanny February 28, 2009

banana smoker

a person who gets high off bananas by scraping off the insides and cooking them then somking them because they r 2 lazy 2 get some pot/or juss dosent do drugs but loves bananas

colter loves smoking bananas with me and kortni we are all banana smokers

by Homie Dude July 16, 2008