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shartation

A conversation with another person about sharting. Word mixture between "Shart and conversation" Shartation
Chris: The other night I was rushing out the door to meet my parents for dinner. I tried to squeak out a fart and I sharted. I had to come up with a good excuse for why I was so late to dinner.

Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.

Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"
by Thomp5290 March 25, 2009
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Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants
I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out
by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009
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Smartgun

A gyroscope mounted, Infrared aim assisted and auto targeting light machine gun used by the marines Jennette Vasquez and Mark Drake in the James Cameronmovie Aliens (1986). Also known as "Adios", "Bitch," and the "Independantly targeting particle beam phalanx." God help you if you piss someone off who wields this beast. I want one.

see also, bfg
"Check it out. Indepentantly targeting particle beam phalanx. WHAM! Fry half a city with this puppy :P" Private Hudson onboard the marine dropship.

"LETS ROCK!" "YEAH!!" Privates Vasquez and Drake before going bat shit crazy with the smartguns in the atmosphere processor.

"Hey kid! Theres a smartgun here with your name on it." Unknown colonial marine in the 2010 video game aliens vs predator
by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010
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Smart tard

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)
by jphkelowna May 13, 2010
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smart car

Noun:

A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.
Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient

SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.

*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*
by MK the Political Scientist March 14, 2010
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Fucking Smart

Jeff Skilling, When interviewing for Harvard he was somehow asked the question; "do you thing you are smart?", to which Jeff replied "I'm Fucking Smart".
Harvard Business School Interviewer: Do you think you are smart?
Jeff Skilling: I'm Fucking Smart.
by Enron fucking smart January 20, 2011
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Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.
Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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