Dead Slide

A term usually used in videogames, typically in first-person shooters, when a player intends to slide as an evasive maneuver, but accidentally crouches, which usually gets the player killed instead.

"Bro I almost had him, but i had a fuckin' Dead Slide around the corner and he shot me!"

by 4Star September 5, 2023

bottom of the slide

To ask for you old job back after you quit in a way that is hard to forget, your best friend witnessed, or that made your mom cry. Can be used in a full circle fashion with hit the slide.

I hit the slide last month by booking my boss a ticket to the wrong city for her conference. I thought I got that bitch, but five weeks later I'm sitting in her office with my resume and a bouquet of flowers. Looks like I'm back at the bottom of the slide.

by chickenmcfuc August 15, 2010

Bag Slide

The art of accumulating all of the remaining chip crumbs in the corner of the chip bag and then angling the bag so that the crumbs slide effortlessly into your mouth.

Damn, there are a ton of crumbs left. I need to bag slide this shit.

by GoochFace September 6, 2014

master slide

Where you take your Master Card and slide it through your partners butt crack and lick the poop off it.

John: Hey Amy I got my Master Card today, do you want to master slide?
Amy: Yeah sure
John: Ok, you can lick the card

by EthanTheEthan aka The Jew September 5, 2020

Next Slide

An interjection used to indicate that the subject of a presentation is understood, obvious, or boring. Indicates that the person presenting the information should move to the "next slide."

Bob: "The amortization schedule will reflect 30 years of accrued interest over the principal..."
Carol: "Next slide..."

by omg astro glide August 25, 2022

The Appleton Slide

A sex act where a Cleveland Steamer is administered to someone sitting at a 45 degree (or approx.) angle and the feces is left to run down from the neck / chest area to the genital area. The receiving female is then eaten out until the area is entirely clean. If the recipient is a male then he is blown with special attention to leaving the whole area clean.

Ben - I gave your Mom a Cleveland Steamer yesterday and she loved it.
Nate - That shit is for amateurs! I gave your Mom the Appleton Slide! BTW, can you please go take the bag off her head? I forgot to do that...

by Dirty Sanchezzzzz June 6, 2013

Hoe Slides

Slip on flat sandal similar to a prison shower shoe. Adidas are common, as are similar ones with fur.

When the stripper left the stage she kicked off her clear heals and slipped on her hoe slides.

by tfred300 September 23, 2021