sladzene

n. Gentleman's reading matter containing no visual references to members of the opposite gender in a state of undress.
Derivation: Conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad's and magazine

The bird said she'd buy me some adult reading matter to occupy me on the crapper, but all she got was a sladzene!

by PamelaPamela July 7, 2011

slandermit

feeling threatened by fatasses named Lee.

I'm a cop off duty throwing my badge around and belittling women, in order to get my rocks off at night cus I molest lil girls... Whats slandermit? oh me!

by Arrivederci July 16, 2011

sladdling

When a woman straddles another person's face and slides back and forth for pleasure.

I only get off from sladdling.

by JuicyClitour June 4, 2014

Sladdo

When Dylan won't buy the shoes you said

"Don't be a sladdo"

by Fdhjgfvhjhnn October 2, 2016

slapdixc

Like the common word slapdick, slapdixc refers directly to cross country runners getting cought messing around or doing the wrong thing. This consists of cutting corners, not running on pace, laughing, showing any form of happiness for that matter, etc. This word can also be used by ignorant coaches when referring to their runners doing the "wrong thing" even though they are doing what they were instructed to do.

This is not jack around time! We are no ordinary slapdixc cross country team!!

by petermartinsbitch October 26, 2016

Slade Vossen

A man horse, someone who has an overly large penis, An illusive person with a cock like tom bradys arm, solid gold.

I couldnt fit Slade Vossen in my mouth.
I tried to take a pic of Slade vossen, it wouldn't fit in frame.

by CarlieSauce94 February 26, 2017

slanderous daughter

a child that tells her truth about her family or life story and all the relatives call her words lies because the cannot or will not deal with the truth !

Dairy of a slanderous daughter in which my truth growing up in the Comdales family is written.

by killercarin February 27, 2017