Salted

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

by Rhal426 May 24, 2009

Seated

When you're tripping ballls, and you're playing video games all fay #seated

Dude, I'm so seated right noe

by DeathFromAbove0987 June 19, 2017

slater

To inconvenience someone (can be either used as a noun or a verb)

v. - Aww, man. How are you gonna slater me like that? I front $500 for courtside seats and you tell me last minute you have a date??

n. - By standing me up, that was a real slater.

(I think Mario Lopez's character, 'JC Slater', from "Saved By the Bell" has something to do with this definition. I didn't make it up, my friends from the east coast used it)

by Slam Hound May 2, 2006

salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.

"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old

by squango December 1, 2015

clean slate

"clean slate" means that something looks really amazing. It looks so cool that it can be called clean slate.

All taylormade clubs in a taylormade staff tour bag with r7 headcovers is clean slate

by Brett Shillington August 8, 2006

Slayed Sandwich

the outcome of a very unfortunate situation; the reaping of bad results

Friend 1: Dude, can you get the car tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man. Pops is trippin.
Friend 1: Damn! Slayed sandwich!

by bwise23 July 9, 2011

salted apple

When you sprinkle salt and sugar onto your partners genitals and lick it off

I can't believe they did a salted apple! What a weird combination!

by highsaltyfruits April 5, 2015