Billy sharp

He is the best footballer in the world. You can’t deny it.

Messi: Did you see Billy sharp last night?
Ronaldo: Yeah, he truly is the goat :/

by AlexBlades November 27, 2021

Teabag Sharpie

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.

Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*

by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023

rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.

Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!

by zbastardman November 12, 2016

william david sharpe

A badass motherfucker

William David Sharpe is a badass

by Mynigga12345 January 5, 2018

Bodgit and Scarper

A quick and dirty fix where the fixer doesn't stay around to watch it break again

Asked them to fix my light - nothing like bodgit and scarper - the bloody thing's broke again after two days!

by bodgitandscarper November 6, 2020

never ending sharpie

When you wipe your butt and there is still poop no matter how many times you wiped.

After last night I really got that never ending sharpie ass.

by Mdhall44 February 24, 2022

SARP

Self-Appointed Road Police.

Wannabe police officers that drive in an obstructive manner believing it is their job to "police" the way you drive.

SARP:

1) Refusing to move over from the overtaking lane to let you past because they are already travelling at the speed limit and so deliberately block you from going any faster.

2) At roadworks where a lane is closed they will position themselves in the 'closed' lane several miles before the cones to force everyone to queue in a single file believing that the queue will move quicker. This is despite the fact that signs have been placed along the roadside specifically telling everyone to zip merge in turn where the cones start.

by All that jazz June 20, 2012