Shig

An engagement offered to a performer, predominantly a classical musician, with at least one component which renders the engagement SHIT.

Examples of SHITINESS may include rubbish fee/venue/repertoire/other performers you dislike/being asked to do something stupid or annoying.

" I did a 6 hour long concert last night for £30. It was a proper shig"

" I'm doing a shig tomorrow"

" This is a real shig"

by Georgiebass August 5, 2014

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schwiggs

(Noun): A man who has never received a handjob (aka an old-fashioned).

That poor schwiggs, he's really missing out.

by Raaaaaaaiiiiiiiddddddd August 11, 2014

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Schwigg

Between a sip and a chugg. Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a "schwigg"

Officer asked girl in auto accident if she had been drinking the bottle of wine in the back seat of the car. She said I had a schwigg

by Sea 12345 March 26, 2017

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Shigeru Miyamoto

The God of Gaming. Everyone who doesnt like him, is a shit without respect

i dont know any example but i have to fill this shit. oh yeah and i have to include saviaor and god Shigeru Miyamoto

by Sweg_CrazyKyurem_Dewrito February 16, 2017

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shigga boo boo

A famous word J.D green made up! It means cute, or mean.
Mom is that you ?

Look that cat is a shigga boo boo!

by J.D green February 27, 2017

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shigasmeze

The rare act of shitting, orgasming, and sneezing all at the same time. The ultimate pleasure. Typically so intense that the party committing the act spontaneously combusts.

We all miss Smitty. A man of rare gifts. One to attempt to experience all of the world's pleasures; until the day he happened to glance at the sun while receiving oral sex on the toilet. The burst of flame was witnessed for miles and his cries of pleasure shall be remembered for generations to come. A Shigasmeze for the ages.

by SpoonMenace July 23, 2017

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